(COMIC) Pants On Fire

Jokes and ribaldry aside, there are some things Romney did (or didn’t do) that hurt his campaign: he had problems answering direct questions about his fiscal plans, he came off as a handsome,… Continue reading

(COMIC) Everybody is a Historian

Please exscuse my liberal use of genital iconography. Somewhere, buried not so deep inside me (hehehe) is a young boy who still laughs at dick jokes, fart jokes, and vague Heavy Metal magazine… Continue reading

(COMIC): Semper Vigilans

There are two things I need to have completed by taking a shower: 1) Keeping aware of my surroundings 2) Gettin’ Clean What happens if my neighbor is mugged and I can’t see… Continue reading

COMIC: Sal-Ads

Since moving to Portland, I’ve noticed that there are a good number of people who eat healthy and exercise. Being from the Midwest, I have a very hard time accepting a more “green”… Continue reading

COMIC: The Power of Choice

It’s a strange comfort to know that, in certain sectors of our lives, we have absolute control. You can’t always determine where you end up working, living, what car you drive, or even… Continue reading

(COMIC) The Fine Art of Getting Old, Fat, and Bald.

I love getting older. I love the person I’m turning into, the lessons I’m learning and the wisdom gained. Sure, My hairline is escaping, much like the Jews escaping slavery in ancient Egypt,… Continue reading

(COMIC) Cage and Fist in “The Friend Zone”

Ladies; there are a good number of your single (or not so single) male friends who want more than friendship with you. For whatever reason, they cannot or will not tell you how… Continue reading

(COMIC) Bipolar Deities

I grew up Catholic, and even as a kid, there was some shit about Christianity that didn’t add up in my young mind. The god of the Old Testament seemed drastically different from… Continue reading

(COMIC) Not At All As Depicted On Television

For the record, Robert Baratheon is a character in “Game of Thrones”; a big fat king who is a notorious womanizer, harem-owner, and one of my favorite characters. I love fantasy and all… Continue reading

(COMIC) Cage and Fist; Who the Hell is Alan Scott?

DC, ya copped out. Weak move. If you want to stand for something these days, you gotta go big – – make Superman or Batman gay. Hell, everyone already thinks Batman is gay.… Continue reading